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Sick Name Riddles
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?
A: Matt
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who is in the swimming pool?
A: Bob
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who is hanging on the wall?
A: Art
Q: What do you call the father of the man hanging on the wall…
A: Popart
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs buried in the garden?
A: Pete
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who is being towed behind a boat?
A: Skip
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who is in the leaves?
A: Russell
Q: What do you call a girl with one leg?
A: Eileen
Q: What do you call an asian girl with one leg?
A: Irene
Q: What do you call a girl with no legs?
A: Nolene
Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and legs, at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Sandy
Q: What do you call a guy who just lost a bullfight?
A: Gord
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in a hole?
A: Phil
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs under a car?
A: Jack
Q: What do you call a man who can’t stand?
A: Neil
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a mailbox?
A: Bill
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pot?
A: Stu
Annimals
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idear.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no idear.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef!
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A1: It doesn’t matter, he won’t come when you call him.
A2: Cigarette, because you take him out for a drag.
Q: Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
A: Exactly where you left it.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: DoYouThinkHeSaurus (Do you think he saw us?)
More Fun Names
Q: What do you call a girl with a toothpick in her ear?
A: Olive
Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A: Lilly
Q: What do you call a woman climbing up a wall?
A: Ivy
Q: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A: Cliff
Q: What do you call a guy with a wire coming out of the back of his head?
A: Mike
Q: What do you call a guy with his fingers in his ears?
A: Anything you like!
Q: What do you call a guy with an Uzi?
A: Sir!
Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses