2009.04.30
Large collection of jokes added, including several pages of lightbulb jokes.
2009.04.27
Improved naviation on the riddles page.
2008.03.20
New site design by WordProInfo
Q: How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester’s credit for it!
Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None…. There never was any light bulb, don’t you remember?
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That’s not funny!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn’t be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID &!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS… I’m sorry…what did you ask me?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, it only takes one person to use a hammer.
A: Two, one to drive their home to the hardware store and one to buy the bulb and screw it in.