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Good News / Bad News

He’s not dead, he’s electroencephalographically challenged.

Health and Fitness

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Good news: You traded in that gun for a new pair of expensive jogging shoes.


smiley :-(

Bad news: On your way out, you’re shot by someone who wants your shoes.



Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news.

Patient: What’s the good news?

Doctor: The good news is that the tests you took showed that you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?

Doctor: The bad news is that I forgot to call you yesterday!


Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news.

Patient: What’s the good news?

Doctor: The good news is they are naming a disease after you!


Good news: You get an expensive designer bag.

Bad news: It’s a colostomy bag.


Good news: Grandpa has been taken off the respirator, and released from the hospital.

Bad news: Because he’s dead.


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